Ivan the Half-Giant Rogue

Hello again!

Let me paint you a picture: A Half-Giant decides that he wants to be a rogue. He likes the idea of sneaking around and stealing things or killing without being seen. So he goes to rogue school. Only problem with him going to rogue school is that he's 8 feet tall... and it's a Halfling rogue school. Ivan is not very good at hiding as you might assume. He is, however, very intimidating to the Halflings. So instead of using Dexterity for Stealth checks, he uses Charisma to Intimidate. Ivan ended up graduating top of his class because he scared the Dean into making him Valedictorian.

Years later...

**Ivan is sneaking into an Orc Stronghold.

**An Orc sees him and draws his sword.

"YOU CAN'T SEE IVAN!! HE IS SNEAKING!!"

"I can't see you, I can't see you!!!"

**The Orc cowers in a corner as Ivan lumbers past.

And this sparks the start of the greatest rogue who ever lived: Ivan the Audacious.

Fare thee well,

The Owl  🦉